June 2013
16 posts
So Robert Downey Jr. is filming near me and stopped to sign stuff and..
- Me: (Holds out dollar bill and pen)
- Robert Downey Jr: Are you asking me to deface government property?
- Me:
- Me:
- Me: Yes.
- RDJ: Gimmee.
the sleepier you are the more i want to kiss you
DISHONOR ON YOU
DISHONOR ON YOUR MCDONALDS
DISHONOR ON YOUR MAPLE
DISHONOR ON YOUR SCONE
DISHONOR ON YOUR KOALA
DISHONOR ON YOUR SENPAI
DISHONOR ON YOUR VODKA
AND DISHONOR ON YOUR BAGUETTE
DISHONOR ON YOUR MANGO.
DISHONOR ON YOU TAMALES
DISHONOR ON YOUR HUEÁS
May 2013
3 posts
Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just
April 2013
1 post
March 2013
7 posts
February 2013
5 posts
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink.
Just to look at her act like:
Then watch the dude sit there like:
January 2013
2 posts
December 2012
6 posts
- Teacher: Where is the place you go to get away from all the drama in your life?
- Popular Girl: My boyfriends arms.
- Teacher: Aww
- Class: Aww
- World: Aww
- Me: My fridge.
- Teacher:
- Class:
- World:
- Popular Girl:
- Me: Aww.
November 2012
8 posts
i want a guy that is cute and funny but not so cute that he knows it but also shy and awkward that’s tall and skinny not buff and can breathe fire and fly and do backflips underwater and has free wifi like is that so hard to find
